of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog
Hold on, let me look something up real quick
Yeah this is funny
I believe in equality, which is why we need a mainstream yuri anime about a girl named Yaoi in order to also make the yaoi tag unusable
everyone following me 100% already knows this, but in case anyone trolls the notes, my university firespinning club put on a lesbian firespinning adaptation/parody/performance of Yuri on Ice called “Yaoi on Fire”. in a just world it would have fulfilled this role.
Do you pay for Spotify Premium?
yes, it’s the only way to make spotify useable
no, I will never submit to their terror campaign of ads
I use someone else’s Spotify Premium account
no, but I pay for another music streaming service
something else
feeling greatly outnumbered in my principled (read: spiteful) stand against paid subscriptions
stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you
nurturing this post while it's young
supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.
ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
your blog isn’t fully developed until youre 25
Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping
This is my autism workout plan
suddenly assaulted by the new tumblr layout. it’s very bad
slightly punk-looking teenager on a cop show: i wont talk. i know my rights
cops behind interrogation room glass: damn. this one teenager won’t cooperate. now we’ll never catch Fuckhands the Baby Murderer. and it’s all because the police doesn’t have absolute authority. this is terrible
grandmas across the world: damn, good point
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
